[NOTE: The beautiful Sino-Japanese spambot narrative pasted below was received as a spam comment on my post about Philip K Dick and ‘The Man in the High Castle’, Wu Wei Wu. As with all great art, I think we can all relate in one way or another to this barely coherent story of a Kyoto ingénue who just wants to buy cheap silver jewellery from the internet, but gets caught up with the Yamaguchi-gumi yakuza (to whom she is evidently related), Russian mafiya, arranged marriages and some strange eugenic plot coming to fruition on an offshore gambling haven masquerading as a cruise ship: why is the maid described as “homozygous”? Why must Mieko determine who is a “decent jerk zygote”? It’s like an extract from the novel we might imagine William Gibson writing if he’d suffered some kind of massive brain injury and partially forgot how to speak English. Spelling corrected, spam links to buy crap from dodgy jewellery dealers redacted. Sorry.]
Side of the road. From the eighteen-year-old silver dolphin jewellery, this lady most likely was the size of his Tang Shu silver animal jewellery, obligatory without Yamaguchi when Tokyo sterling silver square pendant, less than real estate arrest obtained in this Kyoto.
Pursuing four years involving interests silver butterfly ring, her goal so that you can make an impression on the people old-timers move past the particular corporation and as a result becoming more popular music star silver box jewellery, even though fight has become any help and support at several people silver link ring, even so compared to the silver dollar jewellery, this man’s induce still is low silver clover pendant, components to together with Yamaguchi .
“Miss silver bubble jewellery, we listened to what is this great sterling silver bead bracelet, your babies realize inside a truly betting onboard cruise ships and so Ruskies live roulette when people taken and murdered those sad.” Mieko Yamaguchi maid endured by homozygous whispered.
Yamaguchi found out throughout the guys is undoubtedly lifeless, just simply Mieko Yamaguchi conjointly checked somewhat downcast as if before long turn into excited, torn zygote offer:
“This information does work?”
To determine definitely a decent jerk zygote, Mieko wanted to say getting a teeth: “A quality dying, we wonder within the current in what way your ex boyfriend forced my family in order to wed its son. In seeing as my spouse trouble is that your step, and today get by through the mens perished, and she or he is undoubtedly a lot more cherish.”
“Now please do not meet by the person together, don’t grate us all?”
Mieko Yamaguchi read what, suddenly appeared chemistry to positively Ouyang.
Mieko is happy mood-changing the way they were shortly after that startled on the audio tracks, develop what of one’s seem during this tip combined with recognised Ouyang thought about your girlfriend’s.
“Who are you gonna be? Recommendations on how should one arrive?”
Mieko Yamaguchi kisses created by numerous fret about, even think having to do with terms and phrases after all the things is intended. To obtain my service place she was actually specific, protection, but not unbreakable, but yet to stay all to easy to may be found in it is feasible.
“Obtain the eye.”