Let’s reluctantly step away for a moment from the lovely gay animals of Gay Animal Fortnight, and take a look at one of the most wretchedly un-fun depictions of human beings supposedly having fun that I’ve had the misfortune to witness for quite some time. Can you make it through all seventy two seconds of this without frantically denuding your head of all sensory organs using any available implement?
This is the kitchen of the Overlook Hotel, where you’ll roll the perfect roll for ever, and ever… and ever. Either that or they’re all so manic because the sushi is laced with PCP. Shortly after the scenes shown here they all shaved their own faces off with potato peelers and then rolled themselves in the perfect roll and ate each other.
These poor models are clearly at the very nadir of their careers and we should pity them for having to feign ecstatic delirium at the prospect of their mouths (and at about 00:50… eyes) being stuffed with gelatinous tubes of randomness, but clearly there’s something gravely wrong with every single one of the demented and deluded minds who must have signed off on this monstrosity in the process of it being pitched, commissioned, produced, filmed, edited and distributed.
Even by the execrable standards of German advertising, this is the worst piece of German advertising I’ve ever seen. It makes American infomercials like Head On (apply directly to the forehead) or Japan’s brainwashing chewing gum mantras seem like Citizen Kane.
Top Youtube comments, and quite rightly so:
Do they actually pay an advertising agency to create such crap or are these the employees running around with a camera acting all silly?
This commercial make me want to commit suicide.